Toy Lightsaber How-Tos

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Ok, so you are here because you want to learn how to make a toy Lightsaber. Now, logically, there should be a large disclaimer somewhere on this page making me not responsible for your stupidity -- so if you care to read it, read it and be entertained, mesmerized, or stupefied -- whatever you would like. Just don't hurt yourself too bad.

There are four different types of Lightsabers: The Four foot, The 3 ½ Foot, The Double Bladed, and The Wooden. Your total price should be between $15 - 20 for each one. Click on the links below to learn how to make them!

Disclaimer:
Cody, RandomLand Productions, and all of its affiliates hereby take absolutely, positively, no responsibility for any injuries that may come as a result from fighting, playing, kneeling, jumping, thrusting, jabbing, stabbing, poking, prodding, throwing, thwacking, smashing, bashing, thrashing, crashing or jousting with/on/in/or by means of the toy Lightsabers. If such a stupid collection of words is legally able to save myself from a lawsuit, that is very cool. Otherwise, any necessary wording that has not been specifically expressed is to be implicated as of this sentence forward. Lightsabers are an invention of the George Lucas Star Wars Franchise and probably have all kinds of rights reserved so that it is illegal for me to write "Lightsaber" on this page. If this is true, "please don't hurt me George! I love Star Wars! Please!!" -- otherwise -- "too bad." The toy Lightsabers you have been instructed on how to make are padded (or not) fabricated beat-sticks that are intended to be used in a playful manner. If you fail to do so, there is absolutely nothing I can do about it. (But wooden ones hurt more!) So be careful when using these toys. Do not be negligent -- they can hurt. Do not be ignorant -- they do break. Do not be half-witted -- that comes after getting hit in the head with your new toy. Do not beat inanimate objects excessively -- the sticks will break. Do not stick them into spinning fans -- you will probably break the lightsaber, the fan, or both.....trust me...
 
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