Welcome to the Motors Section!

Submitted by zourtney on Wed, 2008/05/21 - 11:51
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Motors really is the heart of Randomland. The classic tales of the Tempo, Suriboka, and Francine have been restored, but are missing most of their pictures. I am working on this (as of 10-12-2009). The gallery is be getting filled with pictures of these beater projects every day. Additionally, we have launched a YouTube channel where you can see how boring we really are...in action!

Age-ist, Color-ist, and Height-ist

Submitted by zourtney on Wed, 2006/09/20 - 17:39

What is the deal with all the laws about being something-IST? Racist, sexist, blah, blah, blah! What if I'm annoyed when someone discriminates by age? No one listens!

Read on to see the full rant.

The Maxima Nightmare!

Submitted by zourtney on Sat, 2004/12/04 - 23:00
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One night near the end of fall term of college, 2004, I had this crazy dream that some guy was dismantling my (fairly new, at that time) car in a parking lot as part of "promotional deal." Read the full text, as I could remember it and typed it to Nick. Click for full story.

White Rice

Submitted by zourtney on Mon, 2004/11/01 - 21:14
Last night I was driving home from school. Some punk kid in this little car comes up behind me and tailgates me for about a mile. Feeling aggravated, I decided not to bow to his wishes and speed up, but instead continued at my leisurely pace. He was so close that I could barely see his headlights in my rear view mirror and I said to myself, "This guy belongs in Rice-Boy Central!" At the first opportunity he sped around me like the idiot on wheels he was. At this point I saw his car in full view and was disgraced to see that it was a (late 90's) Camaro.
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