Poli-Ticks

The flying circus that is the government.

Cover your ears, child. Obama is invading your classroom

Summer break has almost come to an end and what better way to get your academic juices a'flow than to hear a little spiel by cool-guy Barack Obama?

Obamania!

Well, America, your day has come -- Bush is gone and Obama is here. I'm reserving all opinions for a few more weeks, but I will say this: He's a much better orator than I've heard in a while...Not that that makes a benevolent leader, by any means. Anyway, just thought I'd write something. This site is getting stale.

Flat World

Nick and I used to have lengthy idiotic instant message conversations, about nothingness: like about the world being round.

So I came up with a theory.

Maybe the world is flat! And people's minds are just so twisted and warped that they think it's round. I hear about crazy people every day...they're senators! Spherical, maaaaan; it's like the fish-eye effect with your brain.

Ok, maybe not.

Absolute Truth

We've all heard it argued, by some mindless fools, that there is "no such thing as absolute truth."

This this I respond, "This is absolute B.S." What if I shoot your kid in the face? May I simply respond that it is "right for me?" Of course not! By not acknowledging that there are indeed absolute truths, such as murdering is wrong, don't we nullify all law??

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